Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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