She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
