I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Randomize
