I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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