I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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