# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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