If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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