Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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