apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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