Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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