There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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