Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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