I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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