i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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