who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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