i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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