I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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