shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
