I wish life had little blips of pornography
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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