dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
vagina is talking i cant
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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