Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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