Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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