i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
she told me i tasted like america
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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