My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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