I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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