on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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