Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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