no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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