talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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