I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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