i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
