yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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