they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She's not a foreskin expert like you
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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