she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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