Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it hurts more in the daytime
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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