Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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