He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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