Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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