its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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