i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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