he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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