And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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