I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He better not be in your backpack
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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