just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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