it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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