just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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