She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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