i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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