I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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