just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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