ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You ate ashes out of my bong
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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